How to Get out of A Traffic Ticket: Traffic Ticket Escape
We all have been there. Just minding my own business driving down the road when all of a sudden blue and red lights started flashing behind me. Sure, maybe I was going a little too fast, but dang-it, I was late for a meeting. Who in their right mind would make a four lane highway only 55 mph anyways? It’s a crime I tell you! It is too bad I didn’t think of this little brilliant exchange at the time, otherwise maybe I could have scooted out of a two hundred dollar ticket and a day in court. Oh, and I can tell you right now, “my grandmother who’s caring for my sick dog is now sick” apparently isn’t a good enough of an excuse for a cop writing you a traffic ticket.
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can...
